This monkey, Squeaky G.;
Can be found in your pants,
And if he really likes you
Then Squeaky G. will dance!

Oh monkey, monkey, monkey;
Who loves to be spanked,
Oh monkey, monkey, monkey;
Who’s tail should not be yanked.

Oh, Squeaky G’s an addict,
He loves LSD;
But, when he takes to much,
He will try to hump your knee.

Oh monkey, monkey, monkey;
Who loves to be spanked,
Oh monkey, monkey, monkey;
Who’s tail should not be yanked.

(Squeaky G interrupts song with his own song and tap dance number)
Squeak, Squeakity, Squeaken,
Squeaken, Squeakity, Squeak;
Squeakity, Squeakity, Squeaken,
Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak
(End of dance number)

Oh monkey, monkey, monkey;
Who loves to be spanked,
Oh monkey, monkey, monkey;
Who’s tail should not be yanked.
Who’s tail should not be yaaaaaaaaaaaaaanked!
Spank me!

Written for and inspired by monkeys