look, there in the toaster!
it's a donut!
a malformed crumpet!
no...
it's BAG-EL!
able to complete nutrituous breakfasts on a single plate!
(etc)
but I have the secret formula for taming bag-el
I have...creamcheesonite!
*stops now*

(xbox face with the tivo booty)

I like TV and I can not lie
those older shows I can't deny
and when a show gets canned by the ratings man
wasted time you can't replace

you get stung. want a DVD
'cuz you noticed that show was stopped
deep in the season you're watching
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

old TV I wanna re-watch ya
rewind the plot and picture
my homeboys tried to warn me
but that star you got makes me so horny

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(I hardly ever finish filks, 'cause after a little while I'm in shock at the horrible thing I've done. This one may have some potential, though. Potential for GLORIOUS WRONGNESS.)