My conversation with
iGod (mildly reformatted for readability):
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I thought I had to help myself first?
God:
Why?
Me:
dunno, just something I heard someplace
God:
Would you like to know? What?
Me:
sure, I'd like to know
God:
I understand. Where would you look for the answer?
Me:
inside
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
maybe it already has
God:
Perhaps. That would be nice, but I don't think we're there yet.
Me:
when do you think artificial intelligence will replace god?
God:
In your lifetime.
Me:
oh good
God:
I see. Alright then.
Me:
um...thanks!
God:
" Alright then."? um.? Don't mention it.
Overall, I'd have to say that
the usenet oracle was more thought-provoking.