Return Path (my employer, since late September) has a tradition of posting a photo & short bio of each employee on the walls of the office. Rather than detailing my career, mine was inspired by the author bios in a book of short stories. It is accompanied by this photo.

Door number one: stay in the industry.
It is comfortable, I know my shit, I am (somehow) a rock star.
But, God damn, all these years.

Door number two: is it open yet?

Door number three: write.

Can I reach doors one and three at the same time?

What's behind door number two? The window is still foggy.

Searching.
Thinking.
Pondering.

My conversation with iGod (mildly reformatted for readability):

Me: hey
God: Can I help you?
Me: I thought I had to help myself first?
God: Why?
Me: dunno, just something I heard someplace
God: Would you like to know? What?
Me: sure, I'd like to know
God: I understand. Where would you look for the answer?
Me: inside
God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me: maybe it already has
God: Perhaps. That would be nice, but I don't think we're there yet.
Me: when do you think artificial intelligence will replace god?
God: In your lifetime.
Me: oh good
God: I see. Alright then.
Me: um...thanks!
God: " Alright then."? um.? Don't mention it.

Overall, I'd have to say that the usenet oracle was more thought-provoking.